Day 81: Bones, season 5 (2009)


I am not sure if I am the only person like this, but sometimes I crave junk food. Now, I don’t mean the somewhat socially acceptable junk food like homemade baked goods or an upscale restaurant’s fancy take on the Ding Dong. I’m talking about deciding to eat something that you are embarrassed to put on the conveyor belt at the checkout. If you are lucky, the clerk won’t point out this item of shame—personally, I tend to become unusually focused on the ATM screen at these moments. These are the food items that you carefully hide under the fresh bunch of carrots or stack cereal boxes around it so the people behind you won’t judge you. Sometimes, I casually knock over the package of toilet paper over it, just so I don’t have to come to terms that I am actually planning to consume the product. Usually this is Doritos (or some other food that is a color not naturally occurring in any environment….but, mostly Doritos).

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