March 7th, 2011
OK, I am going to come right out and say it. There is no way I am topping my X-Files review from last week today. It’s only once in a lifetime that a person comes up with a snappy phrase like: “eat it, Euclid,” and I already cashed in that chip. In my defense, Euclid seemed to have a huge ego—granted he was the “father of geometry” but I’ve seen Judge Judy and there was a chance he could have been a deadbeat dad. The point is, I wasted an entirely witty comment on my 99th day, when I should have saved it for my 100th. That was poor planning on my part. I am sure I could have worked geometry i to my review of Catfish. Wait– how the heck did I even work it into conspiracy theories? Oh well, that’s all in the past now (you want a piece of me, Herodotus?). I have to move on.